Kory and I brought home a brand new beautiful baby last weekend. She is shiny and beautiful and precious. We call her “Riggy” and neither of us can keep our hands off her. Riggy, and her fancy cups o’ joe.
< — Keurig coffee-makerKory already bought a carousel for Riggy. All beautiful babies need toys.
And Denise needs any appliances that come with their own adorable carousels.
And now I have to think about all the different kinds of K-cups that I surely must own… because it’s not just coffee… there is tea… and cocoa… there are OVER 200 different kind of K-cups to choose from.
And by all accounts, word on the street is that it’s going to be a bitterly cold winter this year. I want to make sure we are well stocked.
Freezer full of food we haven’t touched in a year, out in the garage?
Check.
Crockpot?
Check.
Liquor store that delivers?
Fancy new hot beverage creator with spinny accessories?
Check.
Additional layer of body fat?
Check, goddammit. Like, check, check, check.
Shiver it up, skinny people.
Riggy and Piggy are going to get through this winter juuuuuuuust fine.