Me: Yo, who’s that guy in the corner again?
Kory: (at 3am.) Mmmmbb?
Me: That guy. Casting that giant shadow on our wall. Giving me YOU KNOW, THE LOOK.
Kory: Um. What guy?
Me: Him. *pointing* Don’t act like you don’t know who I mean. The guy LOOKING AT ME.
Kory: Oh. That’s SUPERION.
Me: Oh, yeah. Super.
Kory: Do you remember what he’s made of?
Me: Yeah… flying Autobots.
Kory: ARIEL Autobots. Just think of Ariel, the mermaid.
Me: Dude, I fucking know what ariel means….
Kory: *rolling over and going back to sleep* Just trying to be helpful…