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#2/50 – That guy.

August1

Me:  Yo, who’s that guy in the corner again?

Kory:  (at 3am.) Mmmmbb?

Me:  That guy.  Casting that giant shadow on our wall.  Giving me YOU KNOW, THE LOOK.

Kory: Um.  What guy?

Me:  Him. *pointing*  Don’t act like you don’t know who I mean.  The guy LOOKING AT ME.

Kory: Oh. That’s SUPERION.

Me: Oh, yeah.  Super.

Kory:  Do you remember what he’s made of?

Me:  Yeah… flying Autobots.

Kory: ARIEL Autobots.  Just think of Ariel, the mermaid.

Me: Dude, I fucking know what ariel means….

Kory: *rolling over and going back to sleep*  Just trying to be helpful…

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