Don’t go to Target, unless you want to hyperventilate.


A haiku:

The Christmas season

sneaks up on me yearly, and

Santa makes me cry.


Miles of paper wrap

that I can not live without

I hate by next year.


We’d need 4 trees to

actually use all these

fucking ornaments.


Shamefully, I have

to admit I secretly

love Hickory Farms.

Feel free to use them on your greeting cards this year!

(No charge.)

posted under Around Town, Life
One Comment to

“Don’t go to Target, unless you want to hyperventilate.”

  1. On November 7th, 2008 at 6:14 pm ms picket to you Says:

    i am totally going with number three. i mean it.

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