March 27, 2008

A Friday List

Filed under: Listy McListerton — denise @ 9:42 pm

Things that are never quite as good as it seems like it will be, by it’s name:

  • lemon grass
  • Mannheim Steamroller
  • Trickle down economics

Things I would like to say to a policeman someday:

  • “I’m not sure I agree with your detective work, there, Lou.”
  • “Define ‘red’.”
  • “This is exactly why a black man can’t get ahead in this society.”

Places it would suck to work for, but I secretly know I would kick ass at:

  • Old Navy
  • Let’s Dish!
  • Dunder Mifflin

Signs that it’s not going to be a good commute to work:

  • I’m already using sarcasm: “Oh, please, make yourself at home! Welcome to this lane. It’s so nice to see you.”
  •  I’m having that reoccuring fantasy in which I have a small billboard on my car that I can telepathically populate with whatever I’m thinking.  For example, “Hi Dickweed. You just drifted into my lane and caused me to have a partial heart-attack and swerve all over the road, just because you have no concept of the general agreement that we all stay between our goddamned lines while we drive. DICKWEED. (or did I already say that?)
  • Sade comes on my XM radio.

1 Comment »

  1. I would add to your commute ideas a good supply of fast food milkshakes that can be thrown at the aforementioned offending drivers.

    Comment by Krista — March 28, 2008 @ 8:20 am

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