My current list of 5 famous people that I get a pass on the whole fidelity thing, should I find myself flying down the strip in a stretch Hummer, whooping it up, drinking Maker’s Mark out our shoes, and winking friskily at one another with one of these guys:
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Johnny Depp
3. Timothy Olyphant
4. John Cusack
5. Vincent D’Onofrio
And if you disagree with any of my choices, CONSIDER THIS – you know who almost makes this list? Like, just barely squeaked out. Like, if you ask me tomorrow or even maybe in an hour, he’ll be back in?
I’ve always sort of had a thing for Oliver Platt. Oh, shut up.
Who’s on your Famous Freebie Five list?