Random thoughts I had this weekend, whilst crazy drugs invaded my body(brain) :
1. Anyone who runs up alleys kicking trashcans should be socked in the gut.
2. If the apocalypse happens, I should really remember to get a bunch of that brown bread that comes in a can because it will probably take me a long time to figure out how to make bread. Especially if I have to first learn how to grow wheat.
3. It wouldn’t be that bad if that Christmas ornament I found in the car was from last Christmas, but I’m pretty sure it was from Christmas ’06. And that’s pretty bad.
4. After watching, “Celebracadbra“, I’m sort of mortified that I would have gladly been C.Thomas Howell’s love slave, at one point in my life.
5. What is the etiquette when one takes a free sample at a store? I always feel sort of ashamed and obligated to ask questions and express interest to the 85 year old woman wearing a shower cap… Except usually, it’s just something I want to try — knowing full well that I won’t buy a box of 24 mini bagel pizzas.
6. [In a surprisingly mature move on my part, I have removed the original #6.]
Instead I will say: The one thing I think my house is really missing is orange toilet paper.
7. Sometimes, it just seems almost impossible to find a good sugar snap pea.
8. (For just a moment on Sunday) Oh my God, I might have won the Powerball.
9. I just can’t call them “wieners”. All beef! Natural casings! Very expensive! Hot dogs. Call me childish, but the day will never come when I will be able to say, “I think I’ll have a wiener for dinner.”, and not laugh so hard that milk shoots out my nose.
10. Sometimes, when I’m playing poker, I will think REALLY HARD about cards totally different than what I actually have – just in case I’m playing with someone telepathic.
Weiners or even sausages make me giggle. I’m right there with ya on that one.
Comment by Krista — May 7, 2008 @ 7:16 am
Agree about the wieners. I’ve gotten used to it over the years from mom, but I couldn’t say “Would you like a wiener?” with a straight face.
Comment by klasker — May 7, 2008 @ 5:01 pm