Inapropriate things my pica made me say in the last week :
1. When looking at Pat’s pictures of her friends house that is being built and the cardboard all over the floor:
“Mmmmm…. cardboard…. “
2. Next picture of unfinished staircase:
“I want to lick them.”
Next picture of some dude installing the kitchen’s SECOND DISHWASHER… yes, you read that correctly.
“Excuse me, but who the hell needs 2 dishwashers? Especially if they have grown children?! And don’t even get me started on the WATER FOUNTAIN she is installing..”
Really, that last one had nothing to do with my pica – I’m just irritated that some people have enough expendable income to just install a second dishwasher in the kitchen they are building, when mostly I spend all my time forgetting to load the only dishwasher that I have, wondering if what is in there is clean or dirty, using most things anyway if I can’t find any actual material fleckage attached. Truth be told, old dried grunt on the side of something in our dishwasher isn’t an indicator that they dishes haven’t been washed because even things that are washed for 72 hours straight in our dishwasher are likely to still have an old tomato or smashed bean attached to it. It’s a coin toss.
Comedians that I hate so much, I will almost drive off the road to not listen to them on my XM:
1. Larry the Cable Guy
2. Jeff Foxworthy
3. Lisa Lampanelli
Comedians that I love so much, I will endanger other drivers with my hysterical laughing while driving and listening to them on my XM:
1. Greg Proops
2. Demetri Martin
3. Lewis Black
Minnesota terms that still annoy me, even though I’ve lived here for 14 years:
1. Ish
2. Spendy
3. Pop
Things one should just generally not order from a snackbar:
1. sushi
2. eggs, in any form
3. fondue