Coming this month:
1. Northeast Nights adventure
2. Mysterious & Exciting package from Clinton in Arkansas. (No, not that Clinton.)
3. 40th Anniversary celebration (Kory’s parents) [Working subtitle: Dragging a teething baby around Stillwater while everyone is hopped up on Starbucks.]
4. Interesting things The Teen thinks happens in the real world. [Ex. A letter will arrive in the mail informing us when the housing market improves and we are able to suffer a glimmer of hope that our house will ever be owned by anyone other than our mortgage company and (to a far lesser degree) us. Wouldn’t that be a helpful letter?
5. Top 10 reasons I would rather celebrate Festivus than Christmas this year
6. 1 year letter to Little Miss Monkey Bear-Bear Magoo. (Go ahead, barf. I don’t care.)
7. The kid I saw wearing the giant stocking cap, kicking leaves. As if the leaves were the heads all the people who ever made fun of him. Or his giant stocking cap.
8. Project Runway. That is all.