The Baby: Hi.
Me: Hi Monkey. What does a cow say?
The Baby: MoooOOoooOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOoooooo
Me: And what does a doggie say?
The Baby: arf!
Me: That’s right! And what does a horsie say?
The Baby:Nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Me: Good! What does a sheep say?
The Baby: Ba.
Me: How about a kitty?
The Baby: Mow.
Me: Tractor?
The Baby: *Pppppbbbbbppppbbbb*
Me: You are a very smart girl. Smart like Mommy.
The Baby: OOOOHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh, really.
The Baby: Bye-bye.
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My friend Rob sent me this Top Ten Songs list after learning that I’d ALMOST FALLEN TO MY DEATH OR PERHAPS BECOME A QUADREPLEGIC OR DIED – DID I MENTION DIED?!!!!!!!!!!!
He sent me this because he fancies himself a funny man. FUNNY MAN ROB.
1. Fall Down – Toad the Wet Sprocket
2. Free Fallin’ – Tom Petty
3. Slip Slidin’ Away – Simon and Garfunkel
4. Fallin’ – Alicia Keys
5. I’ll Tumble 4 Ya – Culture Club
6. I’m Down – The Beatles
7. Anything off the Narrow Stairs cd– Death Cab for Cutie
8. Sugar, We’re Goin Down – Fall Out Boy (Ooo, look a double whammy)
9. Face Down – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
10. Fall Song – The Posies