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March 21, 2008

Baby love, here comes the next virus…

Filed under: Uncategorized — denise @ 11:20 am

We went to dinner with my best friend, Steph, and her hubby, her mom and her son ,The Boy Baby, last night.   We hadn’t seen them in months and were kind of celebrating our friendship anniversary, which is March 17th – St. Patty’s Day.   It was our 21st year of friendship, [Kory: “Hey! Your friendship is now of drinking age!”] and her mom took us all to dinner at Doolittles.

The food was very good and the staff were awesome.  It would have been more enjoyable if I had been wearing a bathing suit… or if, perhaps, there was a large airconditioning unit over our table or… wait!… if dudes in loinclothes were fanning our table with giant palm fronds….  my point, it was uncomfortably hot in there the entire time.  After pasta and bloody marys, I felt like I was about to burst into flame (and be too sluggish to care)…

The Baby was over the moon for The Boy Baby.  She’s about 6 months older than he is and while he isn’t sure what to think about her, she is already looking at china patterns and picking out their future children’s names.  She hugged and kissed all over him the entire night.

At first, The Boy Baby was resistant and would cry and pull away from her.

 don't kiss me

Eventally, however, he realized that resistance is futile. 

ok, you can kiss me

March 20, 2008

Why IKEA is even better than sliced bread…

Filed under: Stuff I love — denise @ 9:02 pm

Still working on my Idol blog… it’s always weird for me when I see the results show before I write it.

Meanwhile, I am going to post some pictures of things that IKEA has brought into the house that we all hate and made it, in the middle of the long dreary winter a little bit pretty and a little bit hip and a little bit snazztastic. Anyone who doesn’t like IKEA can just suck it.  There. I said it.

I fell instantly in love with this bowl lamp with flowers delicately etched into it($17).  We have a distinct lack of surfaci in our house, so it was relagated to the kitchen counter where is has lived in never-turned-off happiness, ever since.  For the first 2 days, every time I walked into the kitchen I would GASP! and clutch my chest dramatically and whirl around in circles looking for someone to grab by the shirt in big fistfulls of joy to breathlessly chant, while rocking them mercilessly back and forth, “IT’S. THE. MOST. BEAUTIFUL. LAMP. EVER!!! ”  I still think it’s lovely, but I don’t want to go backstage with it after a show anymore.  We’re more like friends, now.   I also bought that fun spiraly bamboo ($3) and the fun vase that it’s in ($5) because I heard that having bamboo in your proximity was lucky… except the bamboo is now dying… which is -fun and probably causing -luck.  I’m not sure what’s wrong with it because I’ve changed the water and I’ve tried trimming it above the joint and below the joint and nothing works and it is just getting more shrivaly and sad looking.  I’ve decided to blame the house because it’s a -house.

Here’s a pic of the lamp Kory took with the NEW camera that I have named Leonard.

I know you are clapping right now.  Go ahead. Let it all out.

We were actually there to buy a shelf for The Baby’s room and look at curtains, as Kory finally decided he was ready to get rid of the original IKEA ones that he loved.  I tried a few times over the years to get rid of those curtains and he was always so sad and dejected over the thought of them leaving his life, I had to give in.  In all honesty, I didn’t really care that much one way or the other.  We did find excellent new curtains for the living room and The Baby’s room while we were there.  I spent about 5 hours doing nothing but ironing curtains that day….

Simple. Delicate. Lovely.  They allow much more light to come into the room,even when closed and the light is more of a bluish hue than the yellowish old curtains.

We got these for The Baby’s room because I wanted something more opaque to block out the sun… we are coming into summertime when the damned sun is still up at 9pm, which rocks if you hanging on the deck with some cold beers and the BBQ and sucks a mighty wind if you are trying to convince a baby that it’s bedtime….  I love the colors and the design, too. Not your traditional girly froo-froo.

Our new comforter cover and pillowcases.  It’s reversable and gorgeous.  I love things that are both masculine AND feminine at the same time.  And I don’t mean neutral… like a plain, solid-colored item.  I mean both masculine (the black and white) and feminine (the slight floral/vines design).

This isn’t actually anything we bought, but rather our bedroom window covered in a beautiful swirly frost/ice pattern.  One morning we woke The Baby and The Teen jumped on the bed, too and we were all singing songs and just slowly joining the day and I decided to open the window and get some sunlight into the room and instead we found the window covered in it’s own awesome art.

The Baby & The Teen, a meeting of the minds…

March 18, 2008

A list of the future

Filed under: Listy McListerton — denise @ 12:19 pm

I still need to comment on last week’s Idol.

I have about a thousand funny things to say about our trip to Lutsen and the 48 drama-filled hours leading up to the trip.

 I have about 15 minutes of my lunch hour to write something.  A list, you say?

Great idea!

Items portrayed in Sci-Fi as things we’ll have in the future that I really, really hope will happen.

1.  Star Trek Replicator.  

“Computer, please make us dinner. Kory will have a Chipotle burrito bowl and half steak and half barbacoa with sour cream, cheese, hot salsa and the green salsa with a side of chips and guacamole.  The Teen would like a bacon cheeseburger, medium, mayo and catsup, with fries.  The Baby would like a corndog cut up into small pieces, some cheese cubes and a container of strawberry yogurt and I would like a Eegee’s hoagie and some zucchinis from Carl’s Jr.  Um. 40 degrees centigrate.  Please. Pronto.  Thanks.”

2.  Resorts on other planets

  • When even someplace else on earth isn’t far enough away
  • Could possibley end up in scenario in which you save the earth from destruction
  • REALLY exotic cocktails

3.  Virtual computer screens

  • Won’t matter if I spill my coffee (daily)
  • No more trying to remember if it’s Alt-Tab or Ctrl-Tab that flips my screens
  • Maestro-ish

Items from sci-fi movies portrayed as things we will have in the future that I hope never actually happens:

1.  Jetson tubes.

  • I’m clausterphobic. 
  • I fear an Augustus Gloop-esque situation.
  • I always forget things and would end up shooting back and forth between tubes getting everything I forgot and would look like a trainwreck by the time I was done.
  • You know people would attempt tube-sex.

2.  Robots

  • Eventually they will becomes sentient and revolt against us.
  • They will use poinsonous gases.  And poison our asses.
  • They might look like humans and we won’t be able to tell them apart and while I have a pretty good Gaydar, I’m certain I don’t have a Robar.

3. Retinal scanners

  • What if I have pink eye?  Because, lately, I have it alot.
  • I’m a flincher.
  • Might ruin my carefully applied new eyeshadow

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