The Baby communicates everything she needs to in this world with 6 sounds. I mean, she gestures a lot with her hands and waves bye-bye and can point to her nose, ear and sometimes eye and blows kisses (loudly and exuberantly) but her verbal is only 6 strong right now…
1. Mama
- means “mother” about 10% of the time
- 90% of the time it means, “Give me that delicious thing to eat!”
(this, of course drives me insane as she will point at a cookie, her milk, spaghetti, etc going, “Mama! Mama!” and I’m going, “I’M YOUR MAMA, DAMMIT!”)
2. Dada
- Means Daddy. Only. Annoyingly so.
3. Baby
- As in “Why, there are babies around here! Look at them!” or
- “There is a picture of a baby!” or
- “I am looking at myself in a mirror.”
4. Nummy-Nummy
- “I am hungry. Food, please.”
5. Uh-Oh or more often Uh-oh UH-OH UUUH-OOOOOOOOH UHOH UHOH UHOH!!!!!!!!!
- I have dropped something.
- I have picked something up that I probably should not have picked up.
- I have broken something.
- I have spilled something.
- I can’t reach something that I want.
- My foot or hand has disappeared into my clothing and I can’t get it out.
- My toy is stuck.
- Something is making a noise.
- There is a bug in the room.
- There was a sound outside.
- A noise has happened somewhere in this house. (cell phone ringing, doorbell, instant message, dishwasher, etc)
- The vacuum or Scooba is running.
- Someone is grinding coffee beans or is using the disposal.
- The toilet has been flushed.
- There is no one around to read me this book that I desperately want to be read.
- The gate is closed. The gate is closed! THE GATE IS CLOSED!
- I am in my crib and awake.
- The TV has gone to commercial
- Yo! Gabba Gabba has stopped!
- Someone has paused the TV! (extreme uh-ohs)
- My shoe has come off
- I do not like these beans
- I have pulled my sock off with my teeth.
- Someone appears to be eating something I want.
- There is a box in this house that I have never seen before!
- Etc.
6. Eh-eh!
- There is a bird on the lawn!
- There is a bunny on the lawn!
- A leaf just moved on the lawn!
- There is STILL A BUNNY ON THE LAWN!
- Happy Birthday, Mommy. (well, at least today…)