Last night I drooled excessively on the floor watched the MTV 2008 VMAs… Coldplay did their new song and shot about 75,000,000 paper butterflies into the air that stuck to anyone damp and sweaty -aka: ALL THE COLDPLAY GUYS. Specifically, a big red one stuck to Chris Martin’s forehead during his whole performance, which only made his PERM MULLET more interesting.
But you know who won an award? This guy:
I had a ROWR FIT! ROWR! ROWR! He’s Depplicious!
Because mostly he looks like this:
Which is more “Sorry, I don’t have any heroin today. Let’s make vegan pancakes!”