Pat: So, do you know in actuality that the peppermint makes the chachki tingle, or is this theoretical?
*eyebrow, eyebrow, eyebrow*
Me: No, uh… I know first hand.
Pat: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally….
*eyebrow, eyebrow, eyebrow*
Me: Well.. it was all a bit slapdash.
Pat: *snort* *giggle*
Julie: She thinks it’s lipgloss.
Me: WHAT?!!!!!!!!! No! It’s body wash! What?! You thought I wanted to be more shiny down there?
Julie: Uh, no. She thought Kory was wearing it.
Me: *speechless, blushing FURIOUSLY* It was an innocent shower!
Pat: *eyebrow, eyebrow, giggle*
Me: NAUGHTY!!!!! YOU ARE VERY, VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!
