“Overheard in the Lasker House”, if you will…
Me: Mom! A vacuum does not go in a grand piano!
Mom: How about a blimp?
Me: No.
Mom: (indignant) But you haven’t heard my story yet.
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Kory: I AM A MOUNTAIN OF DEW!
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The Baby: Shoe! Choo-choo! Ooo-ooo! Eee-eee!
Me: Right on, sister.
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Me (groggy): Oh… I’m so happy…. finally there are muffins…. happy baby muffins…