Today my team (Pat! Julie! Tanya!) gave me a GIANT LIME GREEN BAG ‘O STUFF TO MAKE ME HAPPY WHILE I’M BEING JAVELINED ON MEDICAL LEAVE!
They are pretty much the kindest, most caring group of people around and by the contents of this bag I can see that they sure know me well. Which is why almost everything I need to recover is in here except someone to make me dirty martinis and paint my toenails and tell me, reassuringly, that Cheetos (the puffed ones, at least) have no calories if you eat them really, really fast.
Fortunately for me, my mom flew in yesterday! She’d do almost anything for me if I smiled sweetly and reminded her of the time she made us move on my birthday.
