August 19, 2008

But, would they do me? I’m guessing, no.

My current list of 5 famous people that I get a pass on the whole fidelity thing, should I find myself flying down the strip in a stretch Hummer, whooping it up, drinking Maker’s Mark out our shoes, and winking friskily at one another with one of these guys:

1. Robert Downey, Jr.

2. Johnny Depp

3. Timothy Olyphant

4. John Cusack

5. Vincent D’Onofrio

And if you disagree with any of my choices, CONSIDER THIS – you know who almost makes this list? Like, just barely squeaked out. Like, if you ask me tomorrow or even maybe in an hour, he’ll be back in?

This guy:

I’ve always sort of had a thing for Oliver Platt. Oh, shut up.

Who’s on your Famous Freebie Five list?

June 2, 2008

#2 of 30

Filed under: 30/100/30 — Tags: , , , , , , , — denise @ 3:40 pm

Last night I drooled excessively on the floor watched the MTV 2008 VMAs…  Coldplay did their new song and shot about 75,000,000 paper butterflies into the air that stuck to anyone damp and sweaty -aka: ALL THE COLDPLAY GUYS.  Specifically, a big red one stuck to Chris Martin’s forehead during his whole performance, which only made his PERM MULLET more interesting.

But you know who won an award?  This guy:

I had a ROWR FITROWR! ROWR! He’s Depplicious!

Because mostly he looks like this:

Which is more “Sorry, I don’t have any heroin today. Let’s make vegan pancakes!”

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