My current list of 5 famous people that I get a pass on the whole fidelity thing, should I find myself flying down the strip in a stretch Hummer, whooping it up, drinking Maker’s Mark out our shoes, and winking friskily at one another with one of these guys:
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Johnny Depp
3. Timothy Olyphant
4. John Cusack
5. Vincent D’Onofrio
And if you disagree with any of my choices, CONSIDER THIS – you know who almost makes this list? Like, just barely squeaked out. Like, if you ask me tomorrow or even maybe in an hour, he’ll be back in?
This guy:
I’ve always sort of had a thing for Oliver Platt. Oh, shut up.
Who’s on your Famous Freebie Five list?
