A haiku:
The Christmas season
sneaks up on me yearly, and
Santa makes me cry.
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Miles of paper wrap
that I can not live without
I hate by next year.
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We’d need 4 trees to
actually use all these
fucking ornaments.
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Shamefully, I have
to admit I secretly
love Hickory Farms.
Feel free to use them on your greeting cards this year!
(No charge.)