Can’t make this stuff up.
Yesterday, my best friend reminded me of the time we came home from school and found my mother exercising like mad with the volume cranked to the rafters to a “Sweatin’ To The Oldies” tape in the VCR…. all while holding a glass of wine.
Today, a woman I work with announced to an entire room of people that she met her husband when she moved into a new apartment and he was her neighbor. “He enticed me with specialty meats”, she said.
Two days ago, I was talking to my friend Julie from work.
“Some days, there is just no pleasing me!” I said.
“Oh, I bet there’s pleasing you.” she said.
*uncomfortable silence*
“I didn’t meant that the way it came out.” she said.
“I know,” I said, laughing….