Things The Baby says about 30 times a day:
1. YELLOW !!!!
2. BABY !!!! NIGH’ NIGHT!!!
3. BEEP! BEEP! UH-OH!!
Things that annoy me (I’m just sayin’) :
1. The metallic taste in my mouth that suggests a filling and/or tin foil has invaded my scene. I’ve brushed. I’ve flossed. RELUCTANTLY. It’s still there. Making my brain explode. I’m just sayin’…
2. That Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt named their new twins Vivienne and Knox. Because I love Vivienne and sort of hate Knox which is either a) Fort b) gelatin or c) a joke. Knox, knox. Who’s there? An aspic at Fort Snelling. I’m just sayin’….
3. Favre un-retiring. Jesus Christ, man. The Savior of the Pack pimping himself to expansion teams??! Asking for an “unconditional release” from a team that would rather eat salad than allow you to go to a rival team? Why not just stab them all through the hearts with brats? I’m just sayin’…