Last night I drooled excessively on the floor watched the MTV 2008 VMAs… Coldplay did their new song and shot about 75,000,000 paper butterflies into the air that stuck to anyone damp and sweaty -aka: ALL THE COLDPLAY GUYS. Specifically, a big red one stuck to Chris Martin’s forehead during his whole performance, which only made his PERM MULLET more interesting.
But you know who won an award? This guy:
I had a ROWR FIT! ROWR! ROWR! He’s Depplicious!
Because mostly he looks like this:
Which is more “Sorry, I don’t have any heroin today. Let’s make vegan pancakes!”
OH. MY. GOD. If there is one guy in the world who is truly my husband’s nemesis, it’s Depp. Here’s how our conversation at Target went just tonight:
Ian: Davy Jones – did you see how he lit his pipe with his cool tentacles in Pirates….?
Me: Uhh, no, I didn’t notice.
Ian: You didn’t notice because YOU WERE TOO BUSY WATCHING JOHNNY DEPP CHANGE HIS OWN DIAPER???!!!???
Me: Yes, that’s it.
Ian: I thought so. Grrrr, Depp.
Me: Mmmm, Depp.
So there you have it.
Comment by Krista — June 2, 2008 @ 8:31 pm
Mmmmmm DEPP!
Comment by Dani D — June 4, 2008 @ 4:09 pm